I feel bad for famous people

While it's not everyday that I get written up in the newspaper, I hesitate to advertise this.  (My ego won that battle.)  Not only has a French newspaper, l'Est Républicain, misspelled my name (really!?), they just loooved that I prefer goats to cows and they also found it perfectly ok to put quotes around phrases that definitely did not come out of my mouth... in that way.  Editorial discretion?  I suppose so.  But hey- I'm famous for all of the time it takes you to read this!